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Mad Smart Pirate #2 is up at the Legion of Online Superheroes.

If you missed the first one, you can catch up here.

And don't forget to check out all the other stories while you're there.

For All You Nut Jobs Out There

Soooooooop-a-maaaan

What Happens When...

...one over romanticized group meets another equally over romanticized group and the only ones around to report on it are the propagandizing Chinese?

THIS

Money quote: The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins.

Call me when the Marlboro Man shows up to thwart the genetically engineered T-Rex. Until then, I'll be drinking my lunch.

The Legion Of Online Superheroes Is Now, Um, Online

Bevie recently created a new blog that will be used to chronicle the adventures of your all-time favorite superheroes that were just made up last week. The stories are being posted, starting today, in 500 word installments. I wish I could tell you more, but I'm not completely sure who you work for. It's better if you go check it out for yourself using this special Legion of Online Superheroes Security Superlink ---> KA-POW!

WARNING: Underneath the Bridge, Blogless Troll, and Blogless Troll Enterprises are not responsible for any injury, accidents, capture, or imprisonment arising from the execution of the Security Superlink. Heretofore, any party of a villainous persuasion, by executing the above referenced Security Superlink hereby RELEASES, WAIVES, and DISCHARGES Underneath the Bridge, Blogless Troll, and Blogless Troll Enterprises from any and all claims and causes of action due to the likely injury, accidents, capture, or imprisonment arising from the execution of the Security Superlink.