Book Roast Wrap Party

One last party for the Master Roast Master, Chris Eldin. Go check it out.

Where Amazing Happens

This little girl is 4-0. I've heard her sing 3 of them. Goosebumps does not even begin to describe it.

Witness This, LeCrab

WARNING: May induce tears.

Hey, I'm On YouTube

No, that's not me with the camera. But the dude did get a shot of me at the 1:19 mark. See if you can guess.





Give up? Scroll down to see the answer.

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Pretty obvious.

Classic Bill Hicks

John Denton Goes Off The Deep End

This is either the most whacked out sports article I've ever read, or the lamest attempt at making history cool. I suspect what really happened is he just rented that miniseries. But his conclusions, I must admit, are self-evident.

Psssst

Mad Smart Pirate #2 is up at the Legion of Online Superheroes.

If you missed the first one, you can catch up here.

And don't forget to check out all the other stories while you're there.

For All You Nut Jobs Out There

Soooooooop-a-maaaan

What Happens When...

...one over romanticized group meets another equally over romanticized group and the only ones around to report on it are the propagandizing Chinese?

THIS

Money quote: The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins.

Call me when the Marlboro Man shows up to thwart the genetically engineered T-Rex. Until then, I'll be drinking my lunch.