Goin' Fishin'

The Troll family is going to the beach for a couple of weeks. We're gonna relax, reenact Corona commercials, and not think about silly things like free throws and, I dunno, actually GETTING A HAND UP IN A GUY'S FACE WHEN HE'S SHOOTING A GAME TYING 3 AT THE BUZZER!

Sorry. That was totally unrelated to this post.

Anyway, as far as this blog's concerned, the next two weeks will be just like the last two weeks, except instead of worrying yourself silly wondering where Blogless went, you'll sleep soundly knowing I'm right here:

Hey LeBron! LeBron! Kobe! Kobe! LeBron! Hey Kobe! LeBron! Kobe!

They won't show you this version on TV.

Book Roast Wrap Party

One last party for the Master Roast Master, Chris Eldin. Go check it out.

Where Amazing Happens

This little girl is 4-0. I've heard her sing 3 of them. Goosebumps does not even begin to describe it.

Witness This, LeCrab

WARNING: May induce tears.

Hey, I'm On YouTube

No, that's not me with the camera. But the dude did get a shot of me at the 1:19 mark. See if you can guess.





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Pretty obvious.

Classic Bill Hicks

John Denton Goes Off The Deep End

This is either the most whacked out sports article I've ever read, or the lamest attempt at making history cool. I suspect what really happened is he just rented that miniseries. But his conclusions, I must admit, are self-evident.

Psssst

Mad Smart Pirate #2 is up at the Legion of Online Superheroes.

If you missed the first one, you can catch up here.

And don't forget to check out all the other stories while you're there.

For All You Nut Jobs Out There