Tuesday, April 14, 2009

What Happens When...

...one over romanticized group meets another equally over romanticized group and the only ones around to report on it are the propagandizing Chinese?

THIS

Money quote: The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins.

Call me when the Marlboro Man shows up to thwart the genetically engineered T-Rex. Until then, I'll be drinking my lunch.

6 comments:

Robin B. said...

Holy crap- that was hysterical!

Dolphins and bizarro-land propaganda. What more could a girl ask for?

writtenwyrdd said...

Yeah, that chinese fleet we hear SO MUCH about, lol. And the dolphins were a trifle over the top, weren't they?

Tell, me, BT, is it true the Chinese were the first to land on the moon and mine the green cheese?

Blogless Troll said...

I meant the dolphins and the pirates are the two over romanticized groups. The fact that the ChiComs didn't credit their own fleet for turning away the pirates is proof they too are under the spell of the dolphin.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha BT I thought you meant the two overromanticized groups were the Brits and the Americans from our blogging sphere meeting up in London next weekend!

PJD said...

"and the only ones around to report on it are the propagandizing Chinese"

ROFLMAO

Bitterly Books said...

This is just like that time I saw some goth teenagers hanging out at Friendly's, and they scared away an old couple that was getting ready to take the booth behind me.

The retirees could only lament their conservativeness before the vast number of temporary tattoos and chrome body piercings.