So I was flipping through channels last night and I caught part of the interview/behind the scenes coverage of the Barack Obama campaign as presented by Terry Moran. And as I was watching it, a thought occurred to me. In fact, it’s the same thought that always occurs to me whenever I see Terry Moran on TV, no matter who he’s interviewing, and that is: Terry Moran’s a wiener. There aren’t many grown men you can describe as wieners, but, in my opinion, Terry Moran is one of them. You know what I mean: the uppity know-it-all types with perfect teeth and perfect hair, who are generally well-liked, but you can see in their eyes a ferociousness that says they would just as soon slit your throat as smile at you, even though you know, deep down, all it would take is one punch to bring the snot wad to tears.
But then I thought: Maybe I’m being too hard on him. Maybe he’s really not a wiener. They say TV makes you look ten pounds heavier. Perhaps the rule applies to wienerocity as well. So I Googled his name and discovered he has a news blog, and I figured this might be a good opportunity to gain some insight into his character without the added wienertude that may or may not be the result of a television camera. But his fucking blog froze my browser, and I had to reboot my computer. But, because I have journalistic integrity, I gave him the benefit of the doubt and tried it again. Same result.
So since I don’t have any unbiased data to prove whether or not Terry Moran is, in fact, a wiener, I thought I’d get your input.
I’ll leave the poll up for a day or two. Please take the time to vote, as it is of the utmost importance.
(If you don’t know who Terry Moran is, here’s a picture of him.)
(See? I’m telling ya. One punch. That’s all it would take.)